Counterpoint: Kinja has as system of promotion and relegation, and Kinja is clearly the premiere blog publishing platform. Check and mate.

I do not understand this fetishization of promotion/relegation. It is not the reason America sucks at soccer, nor is it the reason MLS underachieves. The NBA is one of many basketball leagues in the world, yet it has no promotion/relegation and America is the best nation in the world at basketball, and the NBA is the…

They caved. It was always a question of when not if.

Since Belichick took over in 2000, the Patriots have won 15 AFC East division titles

“We’re working too,” Iacuzzi’s pal James Amaral said. “My man had to run across three lanes of traffic.”

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

(Referee sees fencing response)

He missed no plays? So they conducted a concussion assessment fast enough to keep him on the field without missing any time?

two quarterbacks at the same time

He’s got the same look as a man whose wife is just about to find out that he emptied their joint account for a “once in a lifetime investment opportunity!”

I saw “two quarterbacks at the same time” and got pretty interested, but then it turns out that it was just some kind of plan to swap them out over the course of the game and not some kind of silly shenanigans where they’re both on the field at once.

+1 gift basket

“Ass, aged 27 years, probably from Long Island” - Derek Jeter

Absolutely agree. That the Deadspin folks laugh this shit off is fantastic, but there should be a hell of a lot more attention on this kind of shit-tastic behavior by men hiding behind internet anonymity. It’s ridiculous, it’s far more widespread than many realize, and it needs to stop- or at least be called out more…

This post ought to be part of a follow up article.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

...bench yourself from writing never again.

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

They didn’t throw any picks either though!

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.