Ok, all I need is for him to say that The Diary of Anne Frank is a work of fiction and I’ll win Dipshit Bingo.

In their defense, PC World is pretty dull. I just hopped over there and these are their top two stories right now:

It warms my heart to see Jon Gruden back on the sidelines coaching on Monday Night Football...

Goddamn, the ad against practically writes itself.

That, plus a baseball stadium for a team that we’ve hosted for 50 years is a lot more tangible than a video game, particularly for the majority of [old] voters. Not that I was in favor of the$38 million, mind you, but at least there was something physical that we’d get for it.

Probably the Doors self titled album or “Strange Days” album. You know, the first two albums, the early Doors.

Ninety percent of Belichick’s success is just showing up against guys like this, because the league is full of them.

“It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said...Except, yes. It 100 percent is. Any coach in this league worth his salt knows this, and calls that timeout. It is a situation that crops up pretty frequently—there’s a reason the Patriots were hustling to get the next play off...

Alternative, alternative take: The goalie shit the bed. 

It’s a bad sign when your best DB can’t even cover his own ass properly.

Alternative take: He was looking to pass.

One damn impressive boner

What can be heard on the highlights video doesn’t reflect the values or beliefs of the young man that I’ve come to know.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

Ideally we’d get dozens of articles about the victims and never hear the shooter’s name outside of police reports and courtrooms. It’s always the opposite.

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

He traveled.

Saw that game live, and I was actually impressed until I realized it wasn’t a Make-a-Wish kid.

I haven’t seen a pitch that bad since 50 Cent took the mound.

Pretty sure that statement was the mayor’s, and the rhetoric he was referring to was the stupid attorney’s. Though I understand why you would expect otherwise.