Gronk and Patrick Kane should do a reality show together. Grokane!

This seems like an atrocity worth documenting.

Goodell: [approaches podium]
Goodell: Today, under the expanded disciplinary authority granted to me in the hallowed pages of the Mueller Report—
Goodell: [voice rising; growing somewhat agitated]
Goodell: I'm announcing swift action with regards to—
Goodell: [visibly frustrated; speaking even louder now]
Goodell: the…

The Browns are supposedly eager to put this in the past and are willing to give up their 2014 1st Rounder to make that happen

No caviar shall be allowed in the owners box for six games.

You must be lost - Barstool is down the road and to the left.

Keep in mind that this is the same league that wilfully jeopardized the integrity of the on-field results when they locked out the officials over what amounts to the change in the ashtray of my car.

they'd have fun and do cool things with local kids at games?

I was an assistant/goalie coach for a youth soccer club and we had this goalie who just kind of got lost in thought and wandered around the field if the ball wasn't on his side of play for 2-3 minutes. I would work with him on his concentration constantly but this kid just couldn't help himself once he saw that shiny…

STAY IN YOUR BOX, GOALIE!

Nien Nunb wore it better

EVERY fucking fuck is on display.

Exactly. This is not "not giving a fuck." This is giving the most fucks.

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

white people yo

The Patriots cut their murderer. The Ravens built a statue.

[hurls my head through my desk with enough force that it creates a new sun for a picosecond]

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

Will watch. Gillian Anderson continues to look amazing, maybe even more amazing than she did on the X-Files originally.