"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

In terms of attire, Andy Reid's off-season kind is one long luau. Also, in terms of whole roasted pigs consumed.

Carroll next to Bellichick? Wow that's harsh.

which one is Jim Tomsula?

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

Fortunately, the team employs the state of Louisiana's only dentist.

[boots up Dell latitude]
[makes a cup of sanka]
[stirs in creamer]
[stirs in a little more creamer]
[sugar too]
[makes mental note on coffee creamer / paula creamer joke]
[sends aol email with "FW: FW: FW:" in the title]
[checks iphone 4]
[texts golfing buddy]
[texts other golfing buddy about attractive spouse]
[looks back at…

Unfortunately for the Pelicans, the loss really put a dentin their playoff hopes.

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

Brad Stevens has them playing man-zone defense.

He might never have a Bonner again.

No fair researching him, he clearly called "anon" right there in the body, dickhead.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

I'm not liking that Coastal Carolina pick

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

So if they don't have the money is it safe that it is "Parma Sans Cheese"?

Another thing I learned to do. If you are just wanting to play a game to get through it or for the story, don't be ashamed of playing on easy. As a father with a huge backlog and limited time I have found playing the games I care less about on easy helps be get through them quicker. I no longer have time for the…

The Concourse: Come for the beer reviews, stay for the "flaming clown rape."

you seem to think that when you get older you hit an age where you have all kinds of magical adult things to do. I hate to break it to you, but that age never comes. you stay the same dumb version of you and do whatever ultimately meaningless shit you can think of until you die. I hope knowing this will save you a…