Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

They have such a beautiful football stadium. I would give anything to go over to Europe and watch a few football matches, it must be spine tingling.

Yeah, let's hurry up and get rid of daylight savings time. It'll be awesome to have than sun rise on the east coast before 4:30 AM for the entire month of June, and before 5 AM for more than three months. Nothing better than 2 1/2 hours of daylight before most people's alarm goes off.

The only thing I gathered from this bit is that Stephen A. Smith is most likely a racist.

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

That crossover hurt the guy in blue and orange so much his teammate pulled his groin too, although part of me wonders if there's any actual therapeutic value in that like his teammate said there was.

You are so fucking annoying about MLS.

They're not called the Santa Clara 49ers. Therein lies the burn.

Nice little burn on the 49ers there by Larry Baer.

Surprised that MSNBC didn't edit it to say "fuck her left in the pussy."

So you want MLS to be the first sporting organization ever to not care about making money? Sounds reasonable

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Let the bodies hit the floor.

I think it's safe to say you waxed poetic on this one.

Ultimately, any progress is going to be incremental. History will judge this to be a good deal for the players even if right now, it doesn't feel that big. The progress they made is long-lasting.

And don't forget...

"This Brazilian built regional jet barely makes it to a smooth patch on the landing strip"

I believe you mean, Rex Ryan plus a turnover prone quarterback PLUS a past-his-prime running back who's not happy to be there.

Good thing he's not named Jewish Dicks or he'd be cut.