Just you.

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

Isn't the western version of this how do you use a fork? Pretty sure if the fork or chopsticks are doing a good job of getting food into your mouth without spilling it everywhere you're using them just fine.

♪ You're at this game behind me

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

it's clearly not a banner deadline day.

Photographer: Do you want to jump, too?

I have to go now, my planet needs me.

I'll be a father for the first time in July.

You should log off and go away.

I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

Derrick Rose wishes he could jump that high.

Remember when Kings of Leon were good? Ya, me neither.

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

The classic gold P stands for Pittsburgh

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.