oh swell! this clears up things immensely.

Lucky for the defendants, Lindros will forget all of this ever happened by tomorrow morning.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

I heard from a guy who heard from another guy that Bill Belichick has a video of Dez Bryant videotaping Colts GM Ryan Grigson letting air out of the balls while holding a rifle on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Please call me to schedule an interview at [redacted]. Thanks! - Molly

"This is our fucking batters box."

"I call that bullshit"

He did join the CIA, obviously. The NFL has just been a cover identity the last few years. That's why he's been so bad. See the truth, Samer. If that's even your real name. I bet you're CIA too, that's why you're covering for him. Somebody call Pete Carroll, we need to get to the bottom of this.

I really don't understand why he walked away from basketball. He's 26, super-athletic, and played in the NBA, where walking with the basketball is perfectly acceptable.

Here's what the 'Revitalization' is going to look like:

Last night, before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear...

How Celtic fans are reacting.

Bognor Regis was recently relegated by Bognor Michael Strahan.

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.

There was actually better film available, but when it came time for the final edit, they inexplicably decided to leave it in the can.

That's a fucking imposter. Skim milk always wears a light blue cap.

Skim Milk handled his business

Skim Milk handled his business