The main character watched his wife get murdered in front of him, and his baby stolen by raiders. He turns out nice enough.

‘Gift cards for Isis’ sounds like a terrible charity.

Apparently they don’t like their ankles, that’s why.

You’re wrong though. Goal line tech simply tells the ref that the ball crossed the line. Automatically.

Agreed on both counts. It was great to hear the swell of support at the end of the game just when the team needed it.

Fuck Qatar.

For some odd reason, every mention of the word ‘concussion’ was redacted with red crayon and initialed “RG”.

The NYC subway system is the worst.

So I guess we now know what John Quiñones and ABC would do if they met a person with achondroplasia and social anxiety.

Counterpoint, I thought it was good.

When I was in High School, I willing downloaded Happy.exe. It was the ‘Happy.exe virus/worm’. I clicked on a link that said ‘download Happy.exe’. Yes, I was dumb.

I can’t believed they misspelled the Nets jerseys.

Nah.

Every time I hear it, I start looking around for spiky turtles or wasps, ready to make me drop all my money.

I’d bet that half of people reading Deadspin are taking a dump on company time.

Kaiser Baby Race? That sounds like a great name for an Indie band.

Factorio hit that sweet-spot of infinifactory meets SimCity.

Low ... how do you get a car going over 40, without having a living driver? And leaving no trace that you rigged the car to drive itself?

I remember visiting an US AF base a couple of years ago, and I walk out of a building to a F-22 pilot practicing his maneuvers (probably for an upcoming air show, considering the maneuvers) all of a couple hundred feet right above me.

Grayson? Is he a child of this comment?