When I travel to Europe for work, I usually end up having to travel on a weekend, as that’s when the convenient flights are. As a trade-off, on my way back, I tell work to screw and stop somewhere nice on the way back. I think it’s a fair trade-off.

Burneko: Fuck Kirk Hinrich.

Droppin’ in to your DMs like:

Apparently, someone in Russia picked up Kerbal Space Program in the last Steam sale.

Boogieman? So he can be found nightly under children’s beds?

I think, as a hockey player, his instinct when someone comes skating at him, is to check them.

You got hosed man. You could have had 5,000-to-1 odds.

At least Henry’s got something going for him. He isn’t Jay Cutler.

I don’t think this game is quite for me, I got bored watching the trailer.

Here’s about a tip: If your tires start spinning (i.e. you aren’t moving, but you want to be), that isn’t your car asking for more gas pedal.

I call shenanigans on this guy. By the lack of commas, he’s definitely doing speed/coke.

My kid (<2 years old) got a box of board books for ‘Disney’, but the books just ended up being ads for Disney shows (Mickey’s Clubhouse included).

Useful? It appears to have a bias against AMD processors.

I had a 95 Saturn SC2, and if memory serves, it just made the car ‘sportier’ (or so was claimed)

I don’t know, but I think Luiz Chickenfucker is a pretty boss name.

Where’s the snow? This is Boston afterall.

Remember these words. If it doesn’t fit, you must aquit.

For chrissake plug in your controller to charge!

Man, he sure was blazin’ there.

The Cleveland Browns are reportedly looking into implementing this on every offensive play.