Tl;dr. Just like you and the article!

your reading comprehension and/or critical thinking skills display the only disgrace here.

Good grief you only seem to comment to say how much you hate the site.

That helmet looks like those colossally stupid things people put on the front of their jeeps to make them look “angry”.

it is non-fungible

Is that a helmet or a chestpiece????

(“it can also 6613 pounds” You’ve accidentally a word!)

How much for one that wasn’t specifically designed to prove that money can’t buy taste?

..sadly, the turn signals are a goner, but, the driver probably won’t notice anyway.

For a minute there I thought it was a new Lexus

The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

Top picture, left shell, look for the orange spot. If you zoom in, you can see a couple of limbs.

Glory hole attendant would be a step up from assistant greenskeeper at a golf course. The worst job in the world made far worse by golfers, who are all terrible people.

“Don’t call your dog a “rescue dog” unless someone asks where it came from.”

WRONG.

Absolutely call your adopted pets of any kind “rescues” if that’s where they came from. Hashtag it every time you post a cute pic. Hashtag the #adoptdontshop tag for good measure. This isn’t about ego stroking, it’s about encouraging…

The haters will get there eventually.

So what you’re saying is that people hate do-gooders because we teach people early that do-gooders have ulterior sketchy motives and there are no good people.

So people hate do-gooders because the haters are inherently selfish and jealous? Thanks for confirming what we’ve known for centuries already, if not longer.

So... should I leave my shopping cart next to my car instead of putting it in the stall? Will that make people like me?