No no no, wait - this is the best gem of the site: “Interviewed and dubbed an ‘Online Celebrity’ by the Wall Street Journal.” Wow.

If EULAs taught me anything just blindly agree and as long as you don’t use an iPod to make a nuke you’re solid.

Sure, if the seatbelt also restricts your appendages to the seat.

Sure, your torso is staying in place, but your arms and legs won't. And if they get pinched in a rollover you won't be keeping them.

The prospect of technology that stops shitty tourists bombing through White Mountain roads with high beams plastered in the on position while locals play “HOLY SHIT WHERES THE DITCH!” is an absolute ray of sunshine in my day. So sick of drivers who can’t manage to drive their car and work their high beams at the same…

Another fun one is sawdust - if fine particle sawdust hits the right concentration and a flame ignites it it can cause a dust explosion

I live way out in the woods in snow country in northern NH and my winter car of choice is our ‘09 Civic - the thing’s just an absolute riot on sand, snow and ice covered dirt roads with a few decent snowtires on. Those narrow suckers just slice through the garbage to get traction like a little all terrain sled/kart.…

I really wish those were two cup holders on the engine cover, it’d be nice to have a dedicated location for a beer while you work.

The 2009 AWD Charger I got new off the lot began breaking down within months. Worst car I ever owned. At one point in the middle of a New Hampshire winter the heat decided to replace itself with the air conditioner, the air conditioner did not do the same. In fairness that AC system was ROBUST in January. 

Looks way better than the skin-tone pink micro cars I’ve seen around Massachusetts. They look like tumors. This looks cool and fun and like the owner’s not a complete stiff.

I find Rolls gaudy to begin with, when you gussy them up like some chintzy (literally) cowboy boots it just gets so much worse.

lol get outa here with that judgement lolol

Cool car, for one less zero on the price tag.

You’ll be missed!! Thanks for being polite and not putting my foul mouthed crappy attitude in it’s place with the ban hammer.

I’m not a truck bro, I’m not a displacement addict, I hate graphics, but I got to respect the moxie this monster’s got.

Slap a few Saab badges on it and count me in.

Regardless of whether the car is good or not at the price that gold on green should be the only color legally allowed on that car. Damn, that looks good.

Bent Everything < Dent

I was expecting a less classy Jersey Shore for lonely people, but I see now I set the bar entirely too high.

Brain: “Hey, WTF I don’t do sh...well yes, a brown diesel miata wagon would immediately catch my attention.”