My aunt has a newer Range Rover - great, GREAT low beam headlights for the driver, but they can be blinding in the fucking daylight to oncoming traffic. Not only do I feel like an ass but other drivers angle for you like moths to a flame

New England cheeses are the best cheeses. There’s a NH cheddar made with NY milk sold at a little cheese store in Sugar Hill, NH that’s aged 3 years, and it is fucking divinity.

You keep your swanky gross cherries, I’ll continue to shovel the crappy store brand knock-off of the name brand knock-off maraschino cherries into the shirley temples (which I just found out shirley temple actually hated) I drink over my store brand boxed mac and cheese(-like product).

Counter-point - good fake strawberry flavors can definitely taste more like legitimate wild strawberries than domesticated strawberries.

The second my bananas even start to ripen I van’t even stand them. I think the proper banana flavor for me would be cardboard with a large dose of potassium. 

Easily the worst tasting common spice used this side of Finland.

In other news: Blizzard folds harder than a Samsung phone.

That could be the same counter argument to “lawn trash looks like lawn trash.”

Fucking so much this.

I know Nickleback when I hear it, good sir.

Fucking hell, I just got done thoroughly debunking a story about people leaving 6 month abortions screaming in steal pans to die and now I got this stupidity coming down the ol’ facebook news feed?

“Electric fence mode...engaged.”

I think this was an absolutely idiotic gesture.

I recently was gifted a Ginsu chef’s knife - about a year back - it is without a doubt the shitiest knife in my kitchen. It’s literally a terribly designed and built product - the blade is thin and prone to flexing and bending, the metal is soft and needs to be re-aligned mid use and sharpened on a whetstone every…

I recently got a really nice chef’s knife. I have always had one or two cheapos which does most of the work, but when the cutting gets tough my Victorinox (they’re surprisingly inexpensive for a proper professional knife) comes out - thinner slices of everything, less mooshing, less smashing and juice loss, more…

There’s a stretch of 3A in my neck of the woods that’s 5 lanes wide with double merges and for three years had no painted lanes for over a mile. It was outright dangerous for people who simply weren’t from the area to drive that stretch of perpetual high speed bumper-to-bumper traffic, I legitimately wonder how the…

I live in a shitty apartment complex in Lowell, MA (and hopefully moving in to my first house on the 15th in the distant woods of NH, thank the gods,thank all of them). This place is the absolute pits of hell, section 8 EBT card poor. There are SO MANY new Audis, Subaru, VWs and BMWs who likely have monthly payments…

That’s so much worse - like “Who wants to go into a room with 30 feral cats for 5 minutes for $25,000?!” just to find out the cats are hung over cougars with a mean disposition. Hornets are the worst.

I’ll confess - I drank the cool-aid and bought the old civic (8 year old not 2 though) as my daily drive. Turned out it’s money well spent and I’ll have so much excess cash from not fixing crap, not fueling crap, and not paying to insure a casket with seat belts my wife might let me snag a Spitfire or MG this spring…

I want to love it - it’s a nice looking car and has a lot of potential. I loved Volvo’s Rs. But daaaaaaamn, that’s a price tag. I’ll go oogle some early 90's Saab 900's instead.