Snaabin

6/27/19

Yea, my dad taught me to wrench on a 95 Z/28 we swapped an LT4 into. Loved them because of that (and late 60's trims, mmmm). I just don’t like the new ones though. They kind of look nice from afar, but like the Dodge’s they just look...almost flimsy up close.

6/26/19

So much this. These stupid expensive trucks are also a nightmare to dodge on the road (aptly named in this case). The idiots who buy them around here can’t manage to keep them in lane, and around winter have virtually zero sense of how to drive in the snow. We might as well replace our new explosion-less hellfire…

6/26/19

This has been the first year I’ve ever watched any soccer.

6/25/19

When we begin discussing people who believe in sky wizards we’re likely to find very little logic. I mean, have you looked at Leviticus? The fucking starwars prequels have less logic holes in them.

6/25/19

Man...now I gotta go play TF2 tonight

6/25/19

If it’s any consolation in all my travels I’ve come to the firm conclusion that Americans are in the least no better or worse than the majority of other nations at this.

6/25/19

It’s really putting an emphasis on how much I do not like this design.

6/25/19

Holy christ, I thought the front end was bad, then I saw the back. I guess you could fix the back by replacing what looks like a color mismatch panel from a junkyard with a sane color choice, but that ...”snout” profile is a pretty hard face for me to love. Boost pod...just seems laughably stupid.

6/25/19

“Florida convertible was just sitting there on the side of the highway, lowering it’s cloth roof at passing pickups with its hood open and engine exposed to the world.”

6/25/19

Pfth, these days the elderly don’t even need to be rerouted. “Turn left...” *SMASH* “...in two miles.”

6/25/19

What an insane thing to d...”Here’s the car not on fire.” He made a good call.

6/24/19

I’d rather drive the EVO around, and I’d rather own the WRX.

6/19/19

Pretty much all events which occur on an average drive to work on 495 outside of Lowell.

6/19/19

I had a project manager send an email asking me to install “sequel server” not but a week ago. A person who apparently has worked technology development for 30 years. The palm of my hand nearly bruised my face.

6/18/19

I invented the wrinkle method. To save on having to home a whole dresser I just hurl it all into a pile on the floor. Don’t copy me, it’s mine! Anybody who just throws clothes into a pile is STEALING MY IDEA! Royalties - pay up!

6/15/19

Yea great science there, slugger. Good fucking luck.

6/14/19

Around here? Manchester NH, followed closely by Lowell, MA. Do yourself a favor and just eat out of the closest dumpster or gutter instead.

6/14/19

Even as a Bostonian I got to admit, New York has us beat. ‘Shits good.

6/14/19

We’re literally a day away from my announcement: Snaabin 2020; I’m just going to spend our tax dollars to bring back a failed car company and do corrupt things!

6/14/19

You say that but my families one trump supporter lives in Burlington, VT. They can creep up on you in the most liberal of places if you don’t watch your back, waiting to launch into a tirade about the green new deal and immigrants.