“What caliber do you shoot?” “Gun.”

I’ve never braved mastering eggs - they’re so time dependent I just assume my ham fisted ways can only produce rubber and goo

Just shout “I have pee anxiety!” I bet a lot of people will give you a clear line of travel. If they don’t just crank the enthusiasm up.

Xi Jinping sees you, and is unimpressed...

Honestly if he was just a bumbling pile of ignorant incompetence the entire time while everybody around him did the dirty work I wouldn’t be surprised.

That stings.

Needs more fake vents to sell in this climate. Lay that black plastic on thick.

Fuck yea, pineapple on pizza! And a Hawaiian gets even better when you add on the hot sauce! This hill is the best hill.

All this focus on aerodynamics and all I can wonder is why not just...you know...remove all the fake vents acting as big old air dams?

The new experimental inline L-12,000 block.

Wow, the front end design of that answers a question I’ve long had; why keep the hood on the outside of the car when there’s a perfectly good place between the dashboard and windshield.

That’s a charmingly close minded view of what a religion can be, thank  you for that outlook.

Holy shit - I’d totally be in for this. I’m a crossfit kind of person but yoga’s fucking fun. So is beer. Plus being from the Boston metro shouting obscenities is polite small talk.

People said that about New Mexico, too. That place is a fucking battleground and getting deeper to the blue every cycle.

I swear I can name the exact worst spot I have ever seen people do this - I-495 SB exit 35C - the exit for 3 NB. It is a legendary in both places I have worked in the last decade in my area for this exact reason (and for spotting people you know who do it, of which we all then share around the office)

Yea, I’m not sure exactly what train wreck we’re piloting along here. I guess it’s some weird inbred capitalistic system at its core but...its a pretty shitty ride if you aren’t in the “people who got lucky” column

Pretty sure it’s delivered by a spur in the back of one of his feet.

I’m not really a Pelosi fan (she’s been growing on me since the election, admittedly), but that shade thrown was weapons grade fantastic.

It was nice to see my racist pile of trash uncle still whining in fucking terror about AOC and socialism when I got up this morning. Nice to know even half a 30 rack of shitty beer didn’t manage to wipe the fear of equality our generation brings to the table from his nightmares.

So much for their “One pizza two pizza red pizza blue pizza” deal...