That’s not even revenge at that point, just professionalism.

Vermont is not hippy central, everything south of Burlington gets twangy banjo levels of redneck. I know, Bernie Sanders, Ben and Jerry, pot smoking hippies! Then there’s the rest of the pickup truck, skidoo and shotgun filled state

Those 9-5's were pretty once they toned down the eye spectacles they put on them... Whenever I see a TurboX I shed a little tear for those little Trollhatan rebels <3 I’ll forever lust after your car that managed to capture the spirit of darth vaders helmet

Great points - I’m mostly being a bit of an ass with a joke there, but I agree with you as well.

SHIT! I forgot about that trick. We called it goon baggin’ in college

God damn silver is not kind to those panel gaps.

Screw a hand job, I’d make the same face if someone told me they still had a running Yugo period.

I was thinking I’ve seen Black Box with a new slender box size, however Black Box boxed wine still seems vastly too classy haha

Some states don’t even require that. I got hit in NH by an uninsured driver who couldn’t afford a legal settlement in the first place. Total loss on my dime.

The majority of 90's 6 cylinder mustang and camaro’s would like to discuss this opinion with you.

I noticed it looks pretty good in black, it even diminishes the...nose...bulge... ... ...codpiece.

If you’re doing drunk things at Walmart at 6 A.M. boxed wine was almost certainly the offending wine source, and there’s no fitting that in a pringles can in its native box.

lmao oh shit - my bad, yea that is alarming then

I’m assuming what they are discussing here is a liquid called myoglobin and if your steak is cooked medium-rare or less it absolutely should exude this. In fact if it doesn’t something is incredibly wrong with your meat, as that liquid is part of the cow.

I’ve always imagined the surface is a fine goo of petroleum jelly and unnaturally colored pigments

Five minutes to 9 in Texas and you just ran out of vodka is apparently not the time to “finesse” a parking job.

Man, I thought those graphics were mind-blowingly life-like as a kid. Children are wonderful.

I heart you, Keene, and miss the crap out of your horrifying, stank filled frat house basements. If they think this is the most offensive thing they got to address then they haven’t wandered their own Davis Street on a Friday night

I graduated from Keene State College - sushi wasn’t a revelation to this town until at least 2005. Keene operates on sports bars and dives (and the train wreck if you like dancing, holy fuck)

Very true, the base on those never have a bigger footprint than a bowtie