God, every single one of FF’s 10 second 1/4 miles took 20 minutes to freaking unfold in the movies.

....huh. Didn’t expect that to look good.

That trim definitely feels like a classier take, a more “I have seriously deep-rooted self-confidence issues, but am also a grandfather.”

In clickhole people might not even realize he’s actually offensive!

“They destroyed a world heritage site so people would notice them? Fucking childs play, lets go poke civil rights for attention. PeTA....HOOOOOOOO!”

“The people, who do not know they have been selected, receive the debt relief as a tax-free gift, and it comes off their credit reports.” this part can be life altering if you are poor. I can’t stress this enough having been in exactly this situation. Suddenly your car eats a gasket and its not worth the repair bill.…

Does he get up in the morning intending to cosplay as Draco Malfoy, or is that shit just luck for the rest of humanity?

KFC and the interior of a colon’s more likely.

PETATAP: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals That Aren’t People. The majority of their members selective ability to ignore their own species of animal has always rang of glorious irony to me.

Ah wonderful, a feel good story the whole family can enjoy to start out my Monday news cycle!!

Nobody can live up to his standard, it’d be a waste to try.

Ready for this? Gray squirrels in lean times will pounce on, and actively kill a bird for food, and will even attempt to pray upon full nests. The Disney flock can get a little gory when food gets tight.

Did it sail over your head?

But its so small, and lacking in chrome. How will it compensate for my tiny....ego?

“Hey hey HEY, hands out of the bag, let me see that receipt asshole.”

As a Mass resident fuck yea on both Fluff and Fluff not being a food. Look - it doesn’t have to be food for it to taste great, case in point: paste, glue sticks, pennies, pen caps.

Oh man, are you in for a fucking ride my friend.

Affording it - thats just it. I grew up in the Franconia Notch in NH, I get winter fucking weather. I get snow tires are good and I’ve run them in the past when times were less tight. I can’t afford them and I can’t afford to store them. “But what about your safety!” Yea...must be pretty fucking nice to be able to be…

Via Betsy Devos clones with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

In the late 90's/early 00's I was introduced to booze as a highschool kid, and immediately bid on a legitimate, functional, cold war era diesel attack submarine. Thank fucking god I did not win that auction. Can you imagine the shipping cost?