I’ll agree to this. I’m a full blown career applied information scientist, with over a decade of experience. I make a decent salary but I live week-to-week, with 0 left over for retirement. It has nothing to do with car payments (just one $200/month ecobox, and I downgraded to a commuter the second I spotted the…

Both these individuals are clearly suffering from late stage affluenza.

“Susie Step-aside” damn near choked me to death on my coffee.

I’ve always enjoyed my the Surface tablets work gives me. Bit rich for my blood to purchase with my own money, and the first 2 gens had various flaws, or bugs, but each generation has refined the lineup nicely. Even my old surface 2 was a good tablet, though, still alive and kicking

“If you get a prepaid Visa gift card, save it with like $1 or $2 and use it to sign up for free trials without having to worry about using your actual credit card,” says -eDgAR-.” YES! This, times 1,000!

“If you get a prepaid Visa gift card, save it with like $1 or $2 and use it to sign up for free trials without having to worry about using your actual credit card,” says -eDgAR-.” YES! This, times 1,000!

I thought chicken was the grossest protein for the longest time until I scooped up a pack of chicken thighs one incredibly strapped for cash week. God damn dark meat chicken is good! We now buy a whole fryer on the weekly, the dark meat gets roasted up and those god awfully boring chicken breasts get reused in more…

I....I don’t get how people in much more prominent positions than myself can be so astoundingly bad at identifying facts. Like....do ... do they know google exists? Or science? Or facts?

I came here hoping for anything that might make me appreciate bologna as a product more, to reflect upon my hatred for the most boring of meat products man has ever devised (and thus paired with untoasted white bread, mayo, and sliced american cheese product). I wanted to revel in a new found love for it, to think of…

To each their own and all, I just don’t understand the allure of watching a movie in a theater. It’s pricey, I have to deal with crowds, the snacks often suck, the bathrooms suck, people can be disruptive, the seats are often gross and getting that “soda” stick off my shoes takes like...a whole week. I just don’t care…

Ever since I dug into the actual science behind MSG and lost my 90's media born fear of it the stuff has seen as much use as my salt, pepper, and garlic. It’s great in so many surprising things...like salad.

Deleted as kinjas doubleposting everything.

You should check out what pirating is actually like out there. Not that I’m critiquing anybody here but I was surprised the other day to get a full understanding that the majority of pirates are well funded paid mercenaries, many of whom can’t even swim. Very, very few are fishermen or other low-income professions.

I don’t know, Merc’s are like the Mustangs of Europe. A large number of the crowd may get a very close look at the front end as it leaves tea & tyres

Don’t worry, science is working on it. We’ll crank out audio-safety warnings next for when reading gets hard, ensuring a newer, dumber generation faces less threat of common sense.

It’s almost like it disproves your point, shocking!

Oh. I mean...I clicked over here from Jalopnik to read this. But that’s cool, too.

I can’t... I just can’t. I do not know precisely what it is, or if it is just everything about him, but I hate him so....SO much. Unfairly and unjustly so. I know its unadult of me, but I can’t help it.

My wife just introduced me to lumpia, which she learned to make from her friends mom who grew up in the Philippines. They’re like the taquitos of the egg roll world and absolutely amazing.

Toast is the lazy version of true egg divinity. You put that egg on a slice of bread fried in bacon fat, good sir.