But you just don't understand it. If you really take the time to learn the intricacies of the game, you'll soon find that it's super fucking boring just like soccer.

I would just like to point out:

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/01/17/Buc…

You cannot trade draft picks for coaches. So, either the Browns are full of shit or Florio is full of shit. Maybe both.

Where else can milky white middle class Starbucks chuggers armed with their smartphones ditch a few of the easier cast off trappings of our modern, soul-sucking society for a week and pretend that living in the desert, not bathing, washing your own dishes, and pooing on the ground (or in a port-a-potty) is somehow…

There are SO many amazing obstacles which people overcome. Just incredible stories of harrowing journeys, and super-human perseverance. This just isn't one of those.