Oh, no. Now the Padres won’t be very good.

How about we stop singing God Bless America during the 7th inning? That cuts out 6 minutes from every game.

do people really give a fuck about the olympics anymore? i cant’ imagine it

Ali is certainly a class of his own, but Ted Williams, Joe DiMaggio and Pat Tillman also gave years of their life (in Tillmans case, all of them) to “fight” for what they believed in. This is not to denigrate Ali, what he did, in my mind, is no less brave or important than what those others did.

The bases were loaded. I don’t think it’s that unusual for pitchers to go from the windup when bases are loaded, because in order for anyone to steal, the guy on third has to steal home, which is where the pitcher’s going anyway.

Times have changed. So now getting the sweater off is not considered first base, but gets you home plate instead?

Is anyone else over the Olympics? I loved it as a child. Now I view it as the monetizing of manufactured nationalism often at the expense of countries who cannot afford to host them.

Sam Hinkie, before this week

I’ve sent 3am drunk texts to ex-girlfriends that are less awkward and embarrassing than this.

That was one top-notch waste of 57 seconds. Even on a boring internet day like today.

Dix and ass in the same picture. CBS should be fined.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

All I can hope is that this was just a test to see if these assholes have learned a damn thing, that they've been proven unworthy and that Penn State gets the death penalty tomorrow.

Didn't. Learn. Anything.

this is a pretty common occurrence, not only cause the cubs suck. People have been doing this for years

But you just don't understand it. If you really take the time to learn the intricacies of the game, you'll soon find that it's super fucking boring just like soccer.

I would just like to point out:

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/01/17/Buc…

You cannot trade draft picks for coaches. So, either the Browns are full of shit or Florio is full of shit. Maybe both.

There are SO many amazing obstacles which people overcome. Just incredible stories of harrowing journeys, and super-human perseverance. This just isn't one of those.