Smurfinator
Smurfinator
Smurfinator

I blast down hills on a 20" at speeds around 70 mph on regular basis, and I've NEVER had a problem anywhere close to this... and I have to negotiate turns! What idiot fucks up a straight line?
My bike's geometry is designed to go 60+ and this guy's bmx clearly isn't.

Why do they chose colors that are so similar. They have 7 categories, why can they use 7 completely distinct colors?

So...um...this map really confuses me. Multiple bordering nations are the same color, but Alaska, Hawaii, and Svalbard are colored differently than the rest of their country and...just what?

No, thank you, Kinja.

But the original Budweiser is czech.

Neutral: No big deal, because I'm amazed at what people will put up with to buy the luxury flavor of the week. Ferraris combust regularly without even having to hit anything, and they are wildly popular. The last thing you'd think you'd have to worry about after spending in the six-figure range for a top of the line

Neutral- I think Mr. Barnett covered this quite well already

His response will/should be:

hey..

Ask him if he'll continue to do donuts after each win.

Ask him if Infinity is going to make him change his name to Qebastian Qettel.

What year beetle? '02-up, or one of the new ones that look surprisingly less like a chick car?

The Jesus Fish is a nice touch.

Working for Porsche I can tell you this. We build and sell Cayennes, Panamera's, and soon the Macan for the sole purpose of funding our sports car development programs. From all the Panamera's and Cayennes we've been selling we were able to fund development for this...

I'd say we call him an idiot because all of his points are poorly researched and idiotic, but maybe that's just me.

Why not just an HUD? This is stupid.

There's not much wrong with the Renault Megane RS or the Laguna Coupe

So, that means it's a new Ford product, then.