Smuckers
Smuckers
Smuckers

Smart not to worry about Cutler tackling any of the guys he throws picks to.

If you can be completely transparent with your wife beforehand and afterwards, maybe even laugh about the awkwardness of it together, then there’s no problem. If you’d want to start holding back details - even if nothing salacious or inappropriate happened, even if it’s just because you don’t want to go there in

That’s pretty generous to the Knicks

At any moment now I could pull a Mosquito Coast and load up on nature supplies and uproot my family and force them to live off the SEA

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

Hey it’s Rich Evans of Red Letter Media in that trailer! That’s pretty cool.

On the one hand, sex shaming sucks and he should be allowed to get his freak on.

In your defense, literally all of the more thoughtful and numbers-heavy responses basically boil down to: he was playing in the 70's. Or, as you put it, ‘cause he’s old, idiot.

Watching Dellavadova in the Olympics made me realize that he is a brilliant basketball tactician. I do think the Cavs will miss his presence in a series like this.

Yeah, Emma, how could you have forgotten that one game six weeks ago when a seven-seed briefly crawled out of an 0-2 hole before their heavily-favored opponent finished stomping them out?

LeBron teams are now 1-7 all-time in game 1 of the Finals, which seems insane on the surface, but he’s only had home court advantage twice.

First Ballghazi now this? I can’t believe how much these sports leagues hate Boston and constantly conspire against them because they are jealous. Now, please read my 5,000 word piece on how Isaiah Thomas is better than LeBron James.

How do you know my name isn’t Wade??? HUH???

Wade—first time/long time.

Sometimes when you order fish, you get the whole fish, head and all. Other times when you order fish, it comes already deboned and you can dive right in. Over time I learned that when you order fish at a restaurant it can arrive in a number of forms, and that’s just the way it is. Of course I had been exposed to that

A shirsey counts the same as a jersey.

At least the silly rear end makes SOME sense on a hot Civic. But the coupe-look is something I’ll have to see in person to decide on.

I've invited Paul Ford, who first brought attention to this comment-section apocalypse on Twitter, to come join the discussion and let us know how he found it in the first place.