I’d expect nothing less from Worf’s brother.

Old rich white guy is racist and sexist? I am shocked, shocked I say!

My baloney has a first name, it’s c-o-n-t-r-a-b-a-n-d

If you have to consult an app and wait for an answer, you’ve already lost the argument.

Or you could just put yourself out there and tell Uncle Jack to “shut the fuck up”.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

These people have less in common with Jesus Christ than I do - and I’m an atheist.

“Why did you take an ambien on a two hour flight?”
“Pop country broke out and I could do nothing to stop it.”

In the years ahead, Steve Jobs will be remembered as a civil rights innovator due to his smartphone catching every racist shitbag in the act.

George Michael did not die for this.

Nick Wright absolutely crushes it in this video, if anyone hasn’t seen it

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

A woman named Rose, who voted for Obama before voting for Trump, claims that the country hasn’t given Trump a chance.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

I don’t like to trust in post life punishment. Rather just put them in jail now.

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...