Uhm, watch The Craft. It’s a great documentary about a group of highschool girls who use magic.

Still better than Denny Hecker.

I think it is automatic one for physically contacting official even if no intent. On the player to make sure ball gets to officials hands. When a ref fumbles it, I.E. I am looking and you toss it but it goes high, no call, but tossing across court instead of giving to official right behind you is considered avoidable.…

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

a team that the rest of the Big Sky conference hates

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

You guys are all way over thinking this. It’s not strained or whatever other crap you’re throwing here.All he’s saying is if you’re gonna throw your hand at a face mask, do it the way Stewart did and not the way Reed did.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Whoosh.

It won’t win, but make zucchini bread. It basically tastes like banana bread, and is as easy to make, but people will be more impressed than they should be.

I got a new job, you guys. This is the final post of “subtlename-notatwork”

How far could you fake a punt and run with a football?

I would have expected this at Louisville.

I think Mighty Cucks, has a better sound and you just change the goalie mask on the duck to a bondage mask.

Calling someone the worst kind of person for their fandom seems kinda counterintuitive when you’re the one acting like an asshole. Just something you should think about.

I’m a Habs fan (obvs by the name) but this was fucked. I sat there like WTF is he doing and he full on deserved to get kicked out. I know the rule says specifically if the goalie hits a player in the head with his blocker he should be ejected, but this was close enough and it was also excessive.

You personally should probably stick to two because you seem to be getting angry and belligerent at the thought of not being able to drink more than that...and it’s kind of weird. Tom lays out his reasons quite well (to stay in control and not do anything dumb). Not sure why you seem so angry about that...but that…

It’s that same voice that says, “No, you can totally make the jump from the roof to the pool. No problem, you got this!”

The more you have the more you lose that self control and you end up with a voice inside your head that says “ I’m good. I can totally have more!”