I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Another NHL season skates by with Deadspin still refusing to investigate the fact that Keith Jones is clearly Mike Milbury’s illegitimate son.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

That was Jolie for chrissakes.

Pardon?

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

1.) Devon Sawa is hilarious

Actually, I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now! But if calling it a fail is what works for you, be my guest.

Why, yes, I have and I knew that jab would bring the likes of just this. But let’s be honest and talk about how we really celebrate our Steelers players. Antonio Brown gets praised for pretty catches—and taking hits despite his size. Hines Ward was legendary for making catches in the incredibly dangerous middle of the…

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

I’m not going to get into it here because why bother? He was the first to admit he made mistakes is all. Jackie Robinson, another great man did have to be perfect, toe the line. The times demanded it and he did so despite the anguish it caused him.

The man wasn’t perfect but that’s entirely the point. He lived his life on his terms at a time when a black man was not supposed to be able to. He was brash, cocky, and unapologetic about it. He paid a huge price for this, yet never backed down. Great fighter, even better civil rights icon. The world lost a great man…

lol I thought she was talking about teeth, that’s what falsies usually refers to down here lmao

“I never said six!”

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me an instructor made students stop an inappropriate activity, gave them a way to correct the matter in a discrete manner, and taught them how to self-reflect and learn from their actions so they could have a better future after they were no longer in his care? And he’s won a bunch of…

...What’s U.P.D.O.G.?