No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me an instructor made students stop an inappropriate activity, gave them a way to correct the matter in a discrete manner, and taught them how to self-reflect and learn from their actions so they could have a better future after they were no longer in his care? And he’s won a bunch of…

...What’s U.P.D.O.G.?

Shit, maybe now Joshua is familiar with the acronym for Uppity Pedant Dunked-On Graphics.

Ah man, I’m sorry. Few things are more miserable and depressing than having a job you hate. Short-term, try to fill your free time with stuff you genuinely love. Long-term, please look for opportunities to change jobs.

Because that’s a solid point, which means you can’t play for the Vikings.

Truly a reference that panders to horse racing’s key demographic: Dizzy Dean fans

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.

It’s all fun and games until some fat guy has a heart attack.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

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Or, ya’know, maybe you’re just making excuses because you lack the ability to imagine what life might be for transgendered folks so you’re trying to cover your ignorance and hate with (what seems like, to you) logic.

This is weird to me. I get not liking someone because of their personality, but it always strikes me as odd when people say they dislike someone because they didn’t reach their potential. I mean, it’s his potential. It’s not like he robbed you of something - it wasn’t yours to have in the first place.

The problem with banning the football program forever is you will eliminate almost all the other sports as football is the the main revenue stream for PSU. The death penalty of a one year ban + loss of scholarships will set them back 20 years or so. Look at what it did to SMU. Take away their TV revenue for a decade…

I like that you think that only happens to women.

You’ve never been to a hockey game eh?

What do you call an amazing sports complex?

Husband died very suddenly. (don't mean to a downer here but suicide). Well hell, guess that's contagious, at least where we lived. Almost all friends and neighbors cut me off immediately. Husband was an archaeologist, away for months a time. His bestie was a woman I'd never met, but he always talked about her with…