My favorite to this day is “Proud-ass”. As in, “don’t be a proud-ass, ask for help if you need it.” Or “Johnson’s a proud-ass, he’s also what we call a practice hero”

I had a 34 year-old cousin, served 15 years in the Army. Completely healthy, had gone back to college to get a new degree, was getting dressed in the morning with his boyfriend (yes he was gay) to go hunting. Reached for the door to go outside and stumbled a little bit and said, “somethings wrong” and then leaned his…

This is what he has trained his kids for.....

Why does that negate the “just doing my job” argument? All you pointed out was that no matter who did it, it’s very clear that this is the job. And as scummy as that argument sounds, again, it’s not a stretch of the truth. She has done well, which regardless of how much weight you put on that argument, is still worth…

I said this in another thread, but this could also be partly the union’s doing. When they restructured the CBA and the union pushed for the rookies to have capped salaries for each pick in the draft, it basically made it cheaper to re-draft a specialist instead of having to pay out to the older guys.

I don’t even think it has to be a conscious decision. Really if you think about it, the veterens (or the union) kinda helped this along with the new CBA by pulling for the draftees contracts to be capped at each pick. By keeping the younger guy’s salary down, its now cheaper to re-draft that specialist instead of…

No. Good god please tell me you are either kidding or confusing soccer with hockey! As long as one foot is “onside” when the puck is across the line.

MY GOD I’ve been doing it wrong forever..... and my wife and friends rave about my scrambled eggs! Am I the only person here who mixes in a little bit of milk with the eggs while scrambling them in a separate bowl? I also season the crap out of it before I put it in the pan. Then mix in a little bit of cheeses right…

I said this earlier, but Andy Pettitte had the benefit of being directly compared and contrasted against Roger Clemens, who came of as just as big of a dick as Armstrong did.

Andy Pettitte had the benefit of being directly compared and contrasted against someone who was seemingly just as big an asshole as Lance Armstrong..... Roger Clemens.

Thanks for the real response. I was half expecting you to read too much into it and give some kind of dickhead response. I agree that Weinstein was a credible voice for them. I was just curious as to if he had been picked up by someone big.

I’m a fan of Weinstein, but I’m curious as to why you say this?

Please tell me you don’t live in Minnesota....

I just purchased the 2015 Platinum with 9k miles for $32k from a Chevy dealership. Had the thing certified, it’s in perfect condition and Nissan can’t figure out why they would sell it for so cheap. CarFax checked out. One owner and it was registered as a corporate car. The only thing they could come up with is that…

Had the same effect on me. I saw a ripped-open nutsack and decided right then and there that I would never ride without a seat belt. Probably saved my life.

Valid question. Here’s the bad answer. I was a dumb teen who was 16 living in the country. My best friend, whom I probably spent 95% of my summer days with, was 15 and was begging me to drive. I was always the one to play it safe (back then) and he started laying into me about chilling out..... this story gets much…

Weird, I have a similar story, except I wasn’t the drunk one. Just a dumb teen one week into having his license night-driving in the country (in a Camry). My friend lost control of my car while going 90 on a dirt road and slammed into a telephone pole on the driver’s door. The pole snapped and dug into the ground…

I know, it’s like yeesh man, at least the Cowboys haven’t been close.... Try being a fan of a team that can’t eat cereal because they choke when they get close to a bowl....

These guys went all out!

I stay at my friends house when I travel to Denver. We’re a small company and it saves us in travel costs.... and allows me to go to Denver whenever I want and eat good food. Although, the thought of bringing a co-worker is just weird...