I love those posts because it’s a meaningless distinction, yet people feel compelled to make it, either because they want to fuck teenagers or just to be pedantic, which is even worse. 

These shirts are not my style but this one always made me giggle like a schoolgirl

I’m really looking forward to catching up with my favorite vampires.

He is a rapist, though. Can we agree on that?

“He’s not a paedophile, he’s an ephebophile...”

It’s strange to consider a verdict which confirms Cosby sexually assaulted a minor as any sort of victory. However, the part they seem to celebrate concerns the punitive damages, which if awarded would have deemed Cosby acted with “malice, oppression, or fraud”

They’re right, though. He doesn’t deserve to be in that court. He deserves to be six feet deep under a supermax prison.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not hanging around this truckstop parking lot for nothing. 

“Additionally in his statement, Cosby claims to have spoken with two jurors following the verdict, who told him, “You didn’t deserve to be in this court.””

This is clearly Cosby’s version of Trump’s man-who-came-up-to-me-with-tears-in-his-eyes.  Many people are saying that.

The Legend of Zelda: Breast of the Wild
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Elden Cock Ring
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Ejaculation
Monster Hunter Thighs
Metroid Head
Resident Evil Milfage
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I believe fake nails / long nails are just a preference for some people.  It makes them feel better about their appearance and is seen as a beauty attribute.  I never got the impression it was some signal that “[they] are so cared for that [they] don’t actually have to do [their] own cooking...”  That seems like a…

I know I’m a bit older than most streamers’ target audience (33), but I don’t understand why multiple people would watch a streamer just... cook. She’s not known for her cooking talents if she’s lighting her kitchen on fire, right?

Twitter doesn’t just insert random people’s tweets into my feed.

I’m not so sure:

Elon isnt going to just suddenly appear and demand the perma deletion of all moderation and rules on Twitter.

The right will absolutely rage no matter what Elon does, because being angry and feeling victimized is central to the conservative identity at this point. And if they can’t find any real-world examples of their supposed oppression, they invent them. That’s part of why the election fraud lie has persisted for so long.

Twitter has always been bad about shutting down hate speech and things like that but they’ve taken several notable steps towards fixing that problem over the last couple years. (Obviously much more needs to be done to actually solve the problem but that’s a separate discussion.) Musk has openly talked about how he…

He traces the light beam to its origin, which is a roof where Commissioner Gordon is waiting, and he explains the problem to Batman

I’m not against fantasizing at all. I think it’s healthy!

If you worked in a bookstore when this novel came out, you have been asked by a million people for variations on the title such as, “The Covered Bridges of the County.” And if you were the passive-aggressive little $hit I was working at a Borders Book Shop, you looked blankly at said customer and typed in the exact…