Fact - This comment is 11/36th smaller than the text of the post it's commenting on. But infinitely more valuable, as I tell you to not watch this stupid video.

Had a user drop their PC off at my office. She showed up and handed me the desktop case. Told her I'd get back to her when I found her problem. Closed door and went back to desk putting desktop on floor next to me. With 10 seconds, I noticed roaches scurrying all over the floor. Foolishly, I banged the side of the…

But I did watch the video, and it is like that.

Not really unknown facts, looks to me like they just take two numbers and compare them to make a fact.

Reddit? The worst site on the Internet?

I feel like anyone dumb enough to record video in portrait mode won't be downloading this app. You have to realize you have a problem before you can look for a solution to it.

Ever hear of the term "movie magic"?

I found this in your ass. Should I keep it or throw it away?

It's a giant stick.

There's a secret compartment in that thing that hides away and locks up your virginity. Forever.

Because there would be literally nothing to do.

Rare footage of the first field tests for these constructs has been unearthed:

He got Cersei's paranoia/ruthlessness and Jaimie's arrogance. And 0% of any of Tywin's intelligence.

Oh go away, we all know its bad so is 100% of everything else we enjoy in life.

*Not usable at night, in inclement weather or England.

Clever. If I ever decide to pick up a habit that makes my breath, skin, and clothes stink, knocks 15 years off my life, and irritates the people around me, I'll be sure to pick up one.

As a proud member I was actually getting sick of the Master Race stuff....until I modded Skyrim for another run. Jesus, people played this game vanilla? *I* played this game vanilla????

Wait back up, can these consoles even play the game on Ultra?

I don't think more is required to be said.

great news for the console gamers, now they can run the game at ultra settings and have shorter load screens. on the other hand the PC gamers will continue to run the game at settings higher than ultra thanks to mods and have instantaneous load screens. oh! and did I mention all of the other crazy stuff that the PC…

Good Lord.