5). Be the musician. Don't fuck the musician. Yes, lord. Yes.

Is anyone else having a "there but for the grace of god go I?" moment? I mean, I never did anything that went nearly this far, but anecdote time:

Having a daughter and reflecting on some of the dumb shit I pulled as a teenager makes me feel all kinds of feels when I read this. I had a friend in high school who was raped in the middle of a crowded party and no one intervened. That sort of thoughtlessness and failure to help your fellow (wo)man has haunted me for…