Man... Oracle sucks.

The quick look at your router lights is very useful. If some one is using your wifi they are probably downloading something at any time. In this case, the lights should be blinking really fast and on a regular fashion, very discernible.

You get fat by eating crappy food and not exercising. Whatever you do while eating crappy food and not exercising can't be blamed for you getting fat.

Shouldn't I expect something like "How to better prioritize emails first thing in the morning, quickly skip unimportant ones, " from Lifehacker, instead of this?

I usually pick one of these.

Since the earlier post talking about users' satisfaction with google and the awesome alternative DuckDuckGo, I'm pretty much sold on it and will probably not need this anymore.

I have a feeling that if you can "get away" with reading 500 RSS feeds, you would not need a lifeslacking day.

Most of the times, I rage on really good snipers.

@relyk5: Yes!

The money at the end of the month.

I think some people here are misunderstanding the concept.

@will_hopkins: Not dbaggy and very obvious. Probably why I didn't think of it.

@concrete ltd: Uuuuh, nice one. I'm going to try that. Definitly not a dbag spot.

@R94N: Yes, that's what I'm trying to avoid.

@AgentSmithAndWeston: The simplest way would be Autohotkey. You could set ctrl+alt+t to r, for example.

I've been wanting to buy some sunglasses but I like to pack lightly when I'm walking around. What is a simple, effective way of carrying sunglasses without looking like a dbag while protecting them from scratches?

HL2's Gravity Gun. How is this not #1?

It's going to be slightly harder for spies to get close but on the other hand sap-n-stabs would be way easier.

You can make your USB drive a read-only device.

For that, I'd use the search bar instead, Ctrl+K, or you could, in 'Manage Search Engines', change Google's keyword to g and do a search for 'g lifehacker'.