SlowpokeTexas
SlowpokeTexas
SlowpokeTexas

Epipens are like $600 now.

You taught me something today, thank you. Honestly I thought tires that would be good for mud etc would inherently be good for snow.

Mercedes is up to something, the innovative sums-of-beeches.

So some old, worn-out, nearly 60-year-old steel pipe cracked. Yep, this is my shocked face.

I am not a skier, but that does not look very sparse in terms of people.

How the lift happens to stop directly over the freezing water seems like an especially cruel fate, or a deliberate one. If I were those guests, I’d make sure there were no photos on my camera with my toothbrush in the rear of the cleaning staff!

What would be the public benefit of not publicly releasing it while it was “under investigation?”

I’m going to take off from that airport in Flight Simulator!

Yes, I’m pretty sure it would fit. The Mark IV, which shared a platform, had a 460.

I got a chuckle out of this article. You know when I saw the ham reference, I immediately imagined someone trying to drive while holding one of those huge turkey legs from the Texas State Fair:

It doesn’t help when they change the start/end of daylight savings time either.

My goodness car interiors have come a long way in 20 years.

No he/she’s not!! Don’t discourage them from trying.

So in-reality, the Titanic was likely sunk when it ran into a clandestine Icelandic party boat camouflaged in Ice so no one else realized how much fun it was to party in Iceland.

Take your star, you... Imperialist.

In other words, I hope the Swedes like pretzels.

Who are those crazy guys from Russia who are constantly doing weird shit like this? They’re probably like, “Hold my Vodka.”

Faced with shortages earlier this year, for example, Tesla was able to quickly rewrite the software necessary to integrate alternative chips into its vehicles, the company’s chief executive officer, [Tesla CEO Elon Musk], has said.

One of the laserdisc players was dedicated to Brett Favre, because he’s like a kid out there, running around, having fun...