I admit it was about 11-12 years ago that I was on it.

The last time I drove in Pennsylvania I encountered a couple of divided highways that had a speed limit of 55, and the Turnpike had a speed limit of 65. I am not at all surprised.

Starbucks’ water is triple-filtered at every location in the world. It’s one of the reasons it tastes the same everywhere. True story.

The moral of this story? Wear lavender or pastel-colored shirts if you’re casually crossing the street, and you should seriously consider playing the lottery on that same day.

Yup. That appears to be what’s done these days.

Go eat chimpanzee testes.

This would be like if I loaned my Yugo out to someone, knowing full well that the car is full of flaws, quirks, and some downright questionable issues and then got mad at them if the brakes failed, and they slammed into something.

You know the owner and all the people who worked on this vehicle are reading this article, too. Hi guys.

I go for the wings. Sam’s club has these baked wings that you can add sauce to. I buy a bunch and it ends up being lunch for me for like 3-4 days.

Early 40s were my best years, physically. I quit trying to “muscle-up” and instead went lean, had accumulated enough IDGAF to wear whatever I wanted and chose stuff that suited me, was single at the time and certainly enjoyed it, and grew the most spiritually that I’d ever grown in my life. Embrace your 40s; you can…

Plum sweater then, plum sweater now. Coincidence!?! I think not!!!

I sooooooooooo much want to drive through that!

Sodium bicarbonate (also known as baking soda) combines with an acidic ingredient to release carbon dioxide as it heats up. Good for smothering a car or gas pump fire under the canopy.

Gotta do whatever is necessary to get ‘dem Duke Boyz.

Good heavens that is scary-looking.

Point noted.

I grant that that is very bad.

Well we know it won’t get rained out.

Every time I see comments like this, I think to myself, “We live in a nation that has active double-standards with regards to how, when, and why laws are enforced, where there are active attempts to negate voting power through constant gerrymandering, and where there are people trying to ban books and teaching in…

Wow, who knew Austria was that big?