I once bought some replacement windshield wipers for my wife’s 2014 Acadia and ended up trading the car in before I put them on. I left the wipers (still in their packaging) on the windshield of someone else’s Acadia in a Cypress, TX parking lot. I’m sure they came out and their first reaction was, “Crap, someone was…

Man that pilot was a lot calmer than I would’ve been. Kudos Mr Parsely.

Well, in the immortal words of Larry Walters, “A man can’t just sit around.”

Um... alligators?

Subjective styling analysis:

Nice to see the people behind it actually slow down and not drive right through it. I’ve seen a couple of bridge-clipping videos where people will drive right by it without awareness of the risk of fallout.

No what I drove definitely wasn’t a V8. The steering required constant micro-connections just to go straight. It was scary driving it down the highway.

The Ford Granada is/was the worst car I’ve ever driven. It was even worse than the Yugo I once drove, though not by much.

What?!!? Someone picking on the Tempo/Topaz engine with its “high-swirl combustion chamber?”

Only if you like Polka...

I was going to buy one of these, but am holding out for the XP-38s; they’re more in demand anyway.

I hope so. Still sounds like he’s got a tough road ahead of him.

Subjectively speaking, those were hideous on the SN95 and are hideous now.

Every single automaker in existence has plans to phase out the ICE within the next 15 years.

Oh man that is gorgeous.

I’m not defending this deputy in the article, but it’s gotta be a helluva tough job; especially when you need to make split-second decisions.

Can you imagine this as a weed-whacker?  You could cut down trees.

I learned to drive on an old Lincoln. I can relate.

Well the good news is, you had plenty of room to pick up a couple of hitchhikers.

Another way to look at this to hit home for some of us: