Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

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My dad didn’t bust his ass dodging the draft so you could ask me questions like that.

Next, “It’s just that I have a lot of republicans in my gene pool, so...We don’t feel comfortable risking it” will be illegal too.

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I hear there may be Mafia involvement.

It’s not theft, it’s DiGiorno.

Are you sure he didn’t have to sell it because of Obamacare? After all, he claimed he was going to shut down his business if it passed...

future warning to papa john KEEP YOUR CAMARO OUT OF DETROIT!

I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

I’m an autocrosser, you’re an autocrosser, we should autocross each other’s mothers.

absolutely. “Oh little Joely, he’s so cute with his tantrums”

Holden does...

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

So what you’re saying is, there’s about 4000 pounds of cocaine at the bottom of the sea?