I call shenanigans. A crv couldn’t take off like that if it was a car full of cops chasing a black man who actually committed a crime.

Good job whitewashing the murders that gwb caused though.

Didn’t solve the mystery of the haunted phone that can’t shoot in landscape though.

That char broil grill straight sucks. Mine rusted out in less than a year and the igniter stopped working shortly after that.

That char broil grill straight sucks. Mine rusted out in less than a year and the igniter stopped working shortly…

You’re pretty good for a quadraped.

But if the robot misses the bullet, it won't bleed out.

That is just beauty.

Infiniti anything. Vq37!

I’ve seen how this ends before.

Damn neighbors, causing a ruckus all night long.

Drug my children? Why would I waste perfectly good drugs and money on a child when I as a responsible adult would enjoy the drugs FAR MORE!!!

Shouldn’t this be on jezebel.com?

Apologize profusely?

Not as heavy as his steel balls apparently.

And the fiction will be smaller than the George Bush liberry. Also, it will forgo picture book section in deference to the significant increase in presidential intelligence.

I prefer Lonestar’s sidekick. Puke.

Ideas Elba is the most interesting man in the world. As narrated by Chuck Norris.

Can’t believe that noone has referenced this any sooner.

Pay no mind to the black helicopters circling over your house tonight.

And dat panel gap you can fuck!