live in peace without an army and apologize profusely for being America's hat?

Uh no. You're not responsible anything unless you're ice skating on a frozen pond of maple syrup.

on her chin is always enjoyable.

I'M NOT YOUR PAL GUY!!!

Ahhhhhh. Hasidic style.

I'm not your buddy, pal!

or be a cop and murder a black man.

I don't see the issue with that.

Mother natures Orlove?

I masturbated before I read this article.

It's not a four hundred dollar ticket. It's a four hundred dollar toll.

Ummmmm, Go Florida? You out Florida'd yourself on this one. Now if the nurse kidnapped both of them, then we'd have a story!

you glorious bastard.

Go home cross cab. You're drunk.

Modern cars have a problem with safety regulations.

which bloke left the bindle of glassines at her feet?

you mean the leather wrapped air vents!?!?

Maricopa county,Az..... Um. Fuck Joe arpaio.

Just Americas inverted appendix. A vestigial organ with no real function.