@CABEZAGRANDE: I have an uncle who is that guy. He is such a dick about it because he feels like he is the one obeying the law and therefore is correct.

So I'm going to be a dick and ask, How does this fit in the Awesomeness Manifesto? It is one guy's rant about bad driving habits that we all see everywhere we go... It's a ho-hum article and decidedly less than Awesome.

@Fodder650: I wonder if he has insurance for his hair like he does for his thumbs?

@$kaycog: I've always been impressed by the clinging ability of Saran Wrap; she makes quite the spokesmodel.

@BullittFan_Førds4Life: Reløaded: Arrrr, she's not shark bait matey, she be jail bait.

"Seating Capacity - Driver + Co-driver"

@smalleyxb122: BRAVO!!!! That was really well done. I was wondering what you would do about fueling once the cylinders were removed. And I love the idea of just mounting up some spark plugs in the trunk to fire away all alone without pistons and gas to keep them company.

@$kaycog: "I used to have a significant other who came first, as it should be." Wow, you really are an understanding woman, most women just sigh, "that's it?" and give that disappointed look.

@Sloop_John_B: Yes, I've seen it up close and it is an impressive beast. I think they did a decent job trying to not make it look like the rolling fortress that it is but, damn, it is still seriously unattractive.

I think it looks better than this.

@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: So if he adds some NASCAR stickers to his truck can he claim to be a fan of Jr. and Tony Stewart? This is why I think the idea of trying to enforce against 'coded speech' gets really slippery. If our reading of his plate is correct, and I assume it is, it is a hateful sentiment; but if only…

@pj134: @jodark: @blondnga: The really beautiful thing will be to watch the ACLU offer to come to his aide and his head will explode.

@MifuneT: The Matrix does have a surprisingly roomy backseat, even with out flipping the seatback down; however, I'll have to take the child seat to really explore this feature.

As a part-time cartographer I heartily approve. These are brilliant.

I think this just confirms my plan to put a $1 in a 529 or other savings plan for my daughter for every $1 I spend on my project cars. I think it will keep me realistic about what I'm spending and give me something to point to if my wife ever complains about the car (not that she ever has). If I can't afford the…

@OA 5599: Oh Man. Someone really has to get pics.

@jon_daniels: I lived in CT for a few years and I was shocked at the racist statements I heard. It was unlike anything I had ever heard in Maryland.

@ret3: I like your sense of poetic justice.

@CJinSD: Ha. I love the claim by FOX pundits that the racist and homophobic signs at Tea Party rallies are all a bunch of liberal plants. That was a stroke of genius.

@$kaycog: Again, you show that you are Queen of the interwebz images!