@Jim Hubert: I"m sorry to hear of your impending demise.

@jip1080: I've got a great vehicle for a 6 mile commute...

@brickyard: Last time I checked there was no government stopping you from buying a Lotus 7 or a Lotus Elise. As for the rest of the lazy, inattentive drivers who'd rather text than drive, they don't want what you want to build. Automakers have spent BILLIONS of dollars over the years brainwashing the American public…

@GreenN_Gold: Funny, I've had that exact same experience. What a strange coincidence!

@Ash78, illuminaughty: well played, as always.

@D_Robb: I agree. Take all the Ferrari badging off and put some different tail-lights on it (the round ones would make it seem like it is trying to be a Ferrari) and I think the body kit isn't too bad, and is actually an improvement over the original, rather homely, MR2 spyder.

@Nurburgring: And under no circumstance will you find or get with hot Latin women while driving a Camry.

@gimme_a_350: 15? My RZ350 made I ~42-47 stock. Hmmm, but, then again, I guess that was nearly 20 years later.

Just more stuff to burn to the ground...

@vavon205: @KAdams1476: Oh I hadn't thought of BringATrailer, I was thinking of the purveyor of English Ford parts: [batinc.net]

@Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans: @Adam: Or they could have the "Jumped Cam Belt" Penalty- Drive like an a$$hole and make divebomb passes and you get flagged in to the pits and and the judges will change your cam timing by a tooth. Your car may still run but you certainly won't be burning up the straights.

@Adam: Or perhaps after the first hour of racing the judges should remove whatever number of sparkplug wires are required to bring any car down to more resonable speeds. I think that would be totally in keeping with LeMons Racing.

@Boon_Doggin: I'd promote your comment if I could.

That's easy, the '64 Mini I used to work on drained its own oil.

@KAdams1476: I hope Toyota sues this guy into oblivion and the police charge him with filing a false report and endangering the life of a police officer. If he faked it he should go to jail for being one of these douche-nozzles that try to take advantage of bad situations, like the charming people that falsely…

@brickyard: OOOOO! That's like a double reverse flea-flicker! Or a double-double agent! Now that's a tinfoil hat theory we need to get going on tha interwebz! Quick! Call Glenn Beck! Call Ralph Nader!

That was truly awesome. Well done sir. I'd post a pic of a really hot chick but Nibbles seems to have fallen down an elevator shaft and, being not nearly as awesome as Sir Moss, has expired.

@brachial_plexuus: Avril's alright in my book.

@brachial_plexus: Avril's alright in my book.

@Baby beater Benz: Exactly my thoughts, except I didn't even remember them making a diesel version.