Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Not a day goes by that I forget the Eagles are coached by someone who could legally be referred to as Charlie Kelly.

HELL YEAH! WAY TO OWN ‘DEM GATORS TERRENCE!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

I agree about the play, but why did you finish your comment with the Aussie Pledge of Allegiance?

You know, Greg. If you want black marks on your face, instead of painting them on, you could do us all a huge favor and punch yourself there repeatedly.

I’m curious what the Venn diagram overlap is between “people who live in their cars” and “people with keyless start up cars.”

Craig James nods sagely, as he looks up from the corpse of his latest victim...

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

I don’t know. I can be suede either way.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Making derogatory and baseless remarks about Canada is what this country was founded on.