Auto,
Erotic,
Asphyxiation.

That's our car! nyancar on tumblr or face book dot com slash nyancar2013! Come see us at Sonoma race track on March 22nd/23rd!

Thank you. I was hoping someone would remember this and post it up.

You know how I know you're from Houston? You know who Bun-B is.

International Players Anthem is as appropriate as you'll get

Calling a Cat One hurricane a "super storm". That's just adorable.

You show me a cop escorting a donut truck and I'll show you a cop that's not giving me a speeding ticket.

Hello Acura,

Howard's Gas Station in Shiner, Texas (As in Shiner Beer)

I'm a Texan, I'll die with:

So I went to the local Go Kart track, once. It was one of those multi-faceted establishments with batting cages, mini golf and whatnot. After a disappointing round in the cages, I decided to hit the track 'cause that's what I was born to do. I paid up my five bucks, made sure I was at least five feet tall, and…