They’re going to have to start adding new disorders to that big book of psychiatric stuff to explain what the ever-living fuck is happening inside these people’s heads. It’s a combination of conspiracy paranoia/narcissism + a bizarre form on contrarianism (gov and media say the sky is blue -- I say it’s green because…

Oh, he’d find a way...

Lens flare wasn’t invented yet in 1805, much to JJ’s disappointment

Remember when republicans were merely obstructionists? “The party of ‘no’”? They’ve moved beyond that into active malevolence. They still do the obstruction thing in congress, because they’re the minority party, now. But when they’re in charge, like DeFuckwits, their entire agenda consists of hurting people that they…

Remember, the orc horde loves pain and suffering. Adores it. They’ll take any amount as long as [MINORITY GROUP HERE] is suffering one angstrom more than they are.

It’s an elegant system for a more civilised age.

get real jobs, how much can you make reselling a couple of cards you get your hands on.. jesus this is pathetic.

It has always stunned me how Americans are so quick to defend the electoral college and the senate that allows small states an outsized voice compared to the most populous states because it protest from some tyranny of the majority bullshit, as if tyranny of the minority is somehow inherently better.

Forget the tweets.How does one go from political reporter at Bustle and Axios straight to EIC at TeenVogue? She’s totally unqualified for the position.

His mental illness is moot because he knows about it and has treatment options.

So, even if once off the meds, he couldn’t make choices about beating his girlfriend because of his disability, he is still responsible for the choice to go off the meds.

Same as drunk driving. We prosecute drunk driving. Even if you are too…

I can’t watch because even if Joe does phenomenally, I’m still stuck listening to Trump spewing hateful, senseless, dangerous and cruel bs into the void. Like you, my vote is already decided (was it even a decision???), I do not want to watch this debate knowing that even in the best case scenario it will be 50% wild…

Biden could literally be a bunch of the gnomes from Gravity Falls all standing on one another’s shoulders inside a conservative blue suit and speaking through the real Joe Biden’s magically animated severed head, and I would still vote for them over Trump.

I am so scared for our country. 40% are lunatics.