Elmo’s learned some lessons from the orange fat man. Find a friendly venue, flood the zone with as many nuisance lawsuits as possible.

The difference between re-attaching severed nerves in a finger and nerves in a sense organ is the difference between house wiring and splicing a bundle of fiber-optic cables.

In other news, zoliflodacin is now being made available to farmers in cattle feed supplements.

AI will populate Elmo’s dating app. Nobody else is willing to date Nazis.

Pick a word, any word, and somebody already owns it.

Organ donor temporarily avoids donating organs.

A bunch of Southern states pay private companies a small stipend per prisoner to provide healthcare. The companies profit when they don’t provide it.

Iran is Shia, Iran funds TF out of the Hezbollah, which is Shia. Hamas is Sunni. Who funds TF out of Hamas and has curiously stayed out of the news? You guessed it, that country that owns a huge amount of Twitter and is run by Mr. Bone Saw.

Sounds like a Catholic Church owned hospital system.  They’re busy buying up all the hospitals they can in Western Washington.  Gotta keep those lady parts safe for the child-bearing at all costs.

With enough money (Sinema, Boebert, Three-toes) a ‘further political career’ doesn’t matter.  We’re talking FU money.

Researchers discover Nazis hanging out in a Nazi bar.

Brooksie on the talk shows this weekend took an R-style mea culpa, said the tweet was a bad call on his part, (but that his point was fundamentally correct.). SMH.

If they voted in large enough numbers, they could turn those states blue.  40 percent of potential voters don’t bother with voting at all.

Loved My Element, would buy again if they were making them. Terrible mileage, sure, but that’s what happens when you have the aerodynamics of a toaster. Bought mine for about 19k, drove it for about 15 years, totalled it in a minor collision, got 16.5k from insurance. Not a bad turnover for wrecking it.

Southern Mayor proposes perfectly reasonable gun legislation, gets vilified as the anti-christ in the next election.

It’s always amazing the lengths C-suite morons go to increase their profits 5% every quarter until their cozy little scam falls to pieces.

This court will never skip on an opportunity to kill and injure more women.

Thunderbolt cables are freaking expensive.

Twitter has turned into a Nazi bar.  There’s no excuse for being in a Nazi bar.

For me it mostly depends on which models have fast USBC and which ones are crippled.