"But if Siri could talk"
But... talking is kind of, like, one of her most defining features.

Any smart person would have built this with a slot for a fleshlight.

Oh? Rockstar said this? Can you please link me to where they did?

I don't know, but... *sobs* PADMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

um lagind of lest airbander isnt anime is cgi noob

Mother of God... this is where all of my tears go!

:)

o wot no he didn

Right, and they expect everyone and their dog to only play co-op on the story mode.

I'd be more than happy to play with others, but a single player mode is a single player mode at the end of the day. I just don't like that the co-operative play takes precedence, and as a result, leaves single player to suffer.

Still don't want to depend on my shoddy internet connection to play a single player game.

The console version is built for offline gaming. The PC version is not, as they've said.

Right, because apparently I'm you. You don't even know how to use such a common phrase.

You have no valid points. Get out.

Are you fucking serious?

I'm just hoping they port the console version to PC. They obviously won't, but I can dream.

No link to your channel, while complaining about having almost zero views. Yep, that wouldn't have been a good idea or anything.

Mmmm, mamma mia. I want me some linguine!

I already knew he was Wreck-It-Ralph upon making that annotation, but nice try. I'll give you a 2/10.

Yes, I already know.