lol, yep. Try-hard confirmed.

So?

Yes, keep taking the bait. Please.

mmmm

Yes, I do.

Lol, you keep bringing up pride. You keep playing the good ol' "you're pretending like you were joking" card. In reality, my only purpose here on this article's comments is to get humorous reactions like this from people like you.

Ooooh man. I can try.

Yes. I want to play as the guy that totally banged Kyle's mom, damn it!

Yep. And they certainly are more worthwhile than whatever English class you took, that's for damn sure.

LOL

Worthwhile discussion doesn't equate to smart discussion.

So worthwhile discussion is smart discussion?

Reasons why it still doesn't matter:

Oh?

I do, though... would switching to the Fleshlight® help at all? D:

Not always. Facts are facts.

Oh?

I can't wait until they make the UPS Man simulator.

This pitch seemed way more than bearable to me. It was plain fucking awesome.

Hey, that was a joke. Me being ironic.