Golly, Lozzle. I'll always remember the good times.

I would say I hate you too, but I am a love-slut.

I love Jar Jar. He's been my honorary waifu for centuries.

Spiderman 1-3, as well as the reboot were amazing works of cinematography.

But it's not easy for me to get my morning coffee...

This is how it's done:

Neither of those are scary. :|

Softmod your Wii. It's really simple to do, you know.

I kind of, like, need this game to live. Sort of, yeah.

What an absolutely delicious mod, this. I say, ol' pal, does it smell of lemony 1's and 0's? Or is it more of a raspberry scent? Perhaps blueberries?