I can't break the code.

In most cases, players are professional and keep the locker room antics to situations surrounding football.

Farther than chris kluwe

it's, uh... it's "Jennifer".

He leaves with some great memories, though. Watching the golf team hit balls from the middle of the driving range; catching a water polo match while chained to the bottom of the pool; taking HBP in the cages; and being sodomized with a bowling pin.

Uh, maybe because the NFL wants to cross the bridge without getting gobbled up? Jesus Tom, use your common sense, you can be so fucking stupid sometimes.

You're doing it wrong, Tim. You're supposed to put aloe on the burn, and not vice versa.

I'll allow it.

9. Unh uh.

I think you make some particularly sound observations with numbers 3, 7, and 8.

"FUN FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well. Told me he felt worthless."

This is a prime storyline for that Anastasia / Lady and the Tramp / All Dogs Go To Heaven crossover screenplay I've been working on.

NFL can take it. Its an industry that makes billions and NFL is tax-exempt. But im curious how this lawsuit will affect college and highschools. Im sure the schools are crapping their pants right about now.

because it is cheaper (like significantly cheaper) to say "here's an extra million, go join some broader risk pool" then to pool all these guys together and approach a carrier.

If only there was a commenter here that was well-versed in the First Amendment.

You're crazy for this one, Ray.

What about horrifying diarrhea sludge?