I hear the best way to keep them away is to stuff your pants full of raw meat.

Was out in Boulder with my girlfriend last year for a work conference of hers. While she was in seminars I went on a “nature hike” of my own one day. I saw signs warning about cougars and sort of laughed it off. 20 minutes later I come around a bend near some dense brush and I’m about 10 feet away from the rear-end of…

Australian Megafauna

It's not so farfetched to imagine that Zombie Oilers would beat the actual Oilers.

I read somewhere that if the bird is not cooked to a specific temperature, that which is put inside can be plagued by bacteria consistent with raw poultry and food-borne illnesses. My question is, if I put a little Purell on my dick after the fact am I in the clear?

...also gotta add the whole "without support from local governments (i.e. handouts).

Technically you could apply that to pretty much any pro team.

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Prejudice against glory boys is not a recent phenomenon.

It's always a winning move whenever I play Cards Players Against Humanity.

Nice reference to the hug mantis, which is generally acknowledged as the most affectionate creature in the insect world.

Oh, sure - it always starts like this. The Brewers get a dog. They love it, they care for it. The Brewers adopt more puppies. The next thing you know, there are puppies everywhere. And since no one is taking charge to actually train them, they're just making a mess of everything, shitting and pissing all over. So they…

"The first Gay to play professional defense? We'd go along with that."

Eh, I always liked the big inflatable toilet. I mean, yeah, you could hear rats running around beneath the bleachers when we went to punt there during the week, it may have collapsed on its own a time or two, but you knew that Morton Andersen was always gonna be perfect on field goals there.

"Gay man becomes first openly Brooklyn Nets player"

Will Gregg Popovich ever be animated?

Rob Ford Gets Air

:(

ok. it's fly.