My first car was a 1973 Pontiac Ventura, purchased by me in 1983.

My old, 25 horsepower Subaru 360 used a lawn tractor battery and that, combined with a weak generator, meant that the battery would always die in very cold weather. So, in the winter, I would disconnect the battery and bring it inside with me if the car was going to be parked for a while. College classrooms, my job,…

Meh.

Sure our dumb president uses Twitter, but my parents don’t post fake news on it. That, for me, makes it better than Facebook.

it is always mildly reassuring to remember that Trump will never forgive Hillary Clinton for losing to him

The bad news: those fallen statues are forming a hip-hop band, and they’re courting statuesque popstar Taylor Swift.

thank god our legislators think for themselves

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

Also, if anyone wants to take my complete Spider-Ham collection off my hands, let’s talk.

Look, man. Instead of digging in your heels, notice how few people agree with you, and look at this with an open mind. No, not all laws are good. Take your slippery slope logical fallacies, and go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

The worst part is that all these cars were driven into the field with all their parts properly installed. They’re leaving as non-running buckets of rotted shit headed for scrap piles.

There have been some... setbacks. But the engine’s running now, so on to the brakes!

Ron has also been scrapping lots of Saabs

True. But at least now I have an excuse why I’ve lost traction and taken out bystanders.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Fuck your posts!

The only way the Eagles have a shot at a deep playoff run now is if they take drastic steps and bring aboard a player whose very presence might cause a huge distraction due to his off-the-field racial statements.

Cry Eagles Cry!

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Not surprising, Philly does have the highest number of orthopedic surgeons per capita in the world.