Does Paul Ryan’s “We’re with Trump” comment today answer your question?

That’s pretty much what happened to the Republican party in California: They doubled down on an anti-immigrant platform in a way that alienated everyone but the people who wrote it. 20 years later, Republican registration is at about 26% of voters, and Democrats hold all statewide offices plus supermajorities in both…

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

Unreliable? What planet are you from?

Extra-medium

5'7" is the start of short?

there but for the grace of god go i

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

P2 Volvo S60/V70/XC90. Absolutely timeless looking cars in my opinion.

Really, it’s come to this?

It’s just a matter of stringing together all the right curse words; like a cheat code. All I need to remove a 50-year-old radiator hose, for example, is “STUPID MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!” and presto, it comes loose just like that.

Wife asks how long.

This: everytime I tell my wife it will take “x” time.. she says, does that factor in John and Joe time? ( the additional 60% for running to parts stores late at night and breaking parts, stopping to re-read internet forum instructions because something went wrong, etc)

fine, but if I have to hear about “North Dakota tough” one more time...

This Admin is redefining the term ‘political corruption’ in ways that are so ridiculously flagrant, it’s almost like they know they’ll face no consequences from a knuckle-dragging base of supplicants, a cowed press, and terrified political opponents. Weird, huh?

A sure way to get Corker’s vote for tax cuts is to mindlessly insult him. You know, because Corker is definitely worried about..not winning that reelection bid he’s not going for? The 4 dimensional political chess continues.

I reasonably convinced that at this point Trump could tweet out “Everyone who voted for me is a fucking moron” followed by “There is no god and religious people are retards” followed by “I’m going to ban owning guns and you can’t stop me” followed by “ha ha I’m fucking you all so hard and you still love me you…

*facepalm*

Whoosh

I cannot tell you how close I came to buying one of these wallet guzzlers.