That V8 powered Taurus was a blight on the name. Just make the new one look like this:

My wife and son are going to be pissed when I start wasting money on toys so I can get laid.

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

Slick - get out of here with your logic and statistics. :-)

Sorry but FPS on wii were so much better

You certainly can fix them yourself. It just takes three times as long, and you need either tiny hands or long-nose pliers.

Wait, let me get this straight. This "young professional" forwarded you this email thinking people would take their side against the landlord? This is why I only frequent the cheapest, grimiest, old-guy-in-the-corner-who-hasn't-left-in-decadesiest bars in this city. I hate these people.

I'm sorry that hardware impedes you from having fun. Sucks to be narrow minded I guess.

Don't let them color you. Then they'll have solved the mystery of Nugget II's death.

Did you eat someone's ass out before you tasted these? This list is an utter travesty.